Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

pandemicide

Pandemicide Is the action, inaction or incompetence that anyone or body takes that magnifies or aggravates the impacts of a pandemic or hinders its control method, leading to unnecessary widespread suffering and death

Donald Trumps inaction and willful blindness regarding the Covid19 pandemic has resulted in widespread suffering and death from the virus. Therefore, he is guilty of Pandemicide.

by intothefray March 4, 2021

pandemicink

Pandemicink is the experience of intense sexual arousal in response to a real or imagined pandemic. Objects such as masks, latex gloves, and scrubs, for example, are viewed as aesthetically pleasing and may become fetishes. This paraphilia may also involve behavior such as doctor-patient role play, participation in remote threesomes, or in extreme cases, edge play scenarios like "bug-chasing" (seeking out infected individuals or high-risk front-line care workers as sexual partners).

That pic of Coco in a plague doctor mask and latex gloves is so hot...I get wet every time I look at it. Do I have a pandemicink?

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

Pendejitis

Spanglish slang. Very serious condition that makes people act like they have lost all ability to reason.

Have you seen? My daughter got back with her cheating ex. Seems as though her pendejitis may be terminal now she says she wants to marry the guy.

by Holysheetfairy December 11, 2019

Pendejitis

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"

That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"

by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018

pandemictionary

A pademictionary is dictionary of terms about, or coined during, a pandemic.

Hey WTF is a zoomgasm? This guy in quarantine I'm chatting with just said it.

I don't know...look it up in the pandemictionary?

by Sardanapalus April 1, 2020