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A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold.

Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.
Did you hear? Joey was diagnosed with Panarea the other day. I told him shoving a bagel up his ass was dangerous!
panarea by Confirmologist6969 April 8, 2016
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psychic plague panacea 

Conceived in conversations about possible personal blog names in September 2002 at the early stage of now defunct startup "Text America" (2002-2006), Psychic Plague Panacea got a double take and immediate thumbs up from our consultant. The expert turned out to be far too expensive and left the next day, but the name was finally given to shawnblog.com when the site moved to tumblr.com after the startup (Text America) finally and miserably failed.

Spawning initial public awareness of the shocking and awful anti-Radiohead movement, shawnblog.com was featured on the tumblr.com home page and subsequently became popular enjoying higher technorati and Google rankings than far more influential web sites. The blog is, of course, mostly nonsense and should not be taken seriously, only very loosely representing the moments in the stream of consciousness of it's author.
Shawn Blog — The anti-Radiohead movement grows (Google search result for Psychic Plague Panacea)
psychic plague panacea by shawnblog February 21, 2010
n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.
Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!
pancreas by doombuggy September 17, 2010
A cure all for every disease known to man, a rid of evil spirits and diseases, usually achieved by alchemic means.
The Philosopher's Stone is rumored to be able to create a panacea.
panacea by The_Heartbreak_Kid January 10, 2006

panaramona

a whore who breaks relationships and sleeps around with anyone will roll a blunt for her.
A: There's a new girl at the office. I gotta say she's kind of dumb, and by the way she already flirts with everyone, she's most certainly a panaramona.
B: Cool, bro. I'll def. ask her for a blowjob.
panaramona by briannanana May 13, 2020

pancreatitis 

Inflammation of the pancreas. Extremely painful!!!, usually requiring an inpatient stay in hospital and morphine and other supportive treatment. Can be fatal if complications occur. Caused by excessive alcohol consumption or gallstones.
'I was in so much pain with pancreatitis I was put on a morphine pump.'
pancreatitis by Nick140 October 1, 2007
The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!
That pancreas is a bastard.
pancreas by Ally July 19, 2004
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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