panarea

A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold.

Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.

Did you hear? Joey was diagnosed with Panarea the other day. I told him shoving a bagel up his ass was dangerous!

by Confirmologist6969 April 8, 2016

psychic plague panacea

Conceived in conversations about possible personal blog names in September 2002 at the early stage of now defunct startup "Text America" (2002-2006), Psychic Plague Panacea got a double take and immediate thumbs up from our consultant. The expert turned out to be far too expensive and left the next day, but the name was finally given to shawnblog.com when the site moved to tumblr.com after the startup (Text America) finally and miserably failed.

Spawning initial public awareness of the shocking and awful anti-Radiohead movement, shawnblog.com was featured on the tumblr.com home page and subsequently became popular enjoying higher technorati and Google rankings than far more influential web sites. The blog is, of course, mostly nonsense and should not be taken seriously, only very loosely representing the moments in the stream of consciousness of it's author.

Shawn Blog — The anti-Radiohead movement grows (Google search result for Psychic Plague Panacea)

by shawnblog February 21, 2010

pancreas

n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.

Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!

by doombuggy September 17, 2010

panacea

A cure all for every disease known to man, a rid of evil spirits and diseases, usually achieved by alchemic means.

The Philosopher's Stone is rumored to be able to create a panacea.

by The_Heartbreak_Kid January 10, 2006

panaramona

a whore who breaks relationships and sleeps around with anyone will roll a blunt for her.

A: There's a new girl at the office. I gotta say she's kind of dumb, and by the way she already flirts with everyone, she's most certainly a panaramona.
B: Cool, bro. I'll def. ask her for a blowjob.

by briannanana May 13, 2020

pancreatitis

Inflammation of the pancreas. Extremely painful!!!, usually requiring an inpatient stay in hospital and morphine and other supportive treatment. Can be fatal if complications occur. Caused by excessive alcohol consumption or gallstones.

'I was in so much pain with pancreatitis I was put on a morphine pump.'

by Nick140 October 1, 2007

pancreas

The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!

That pancreas is a bastard.

by Ally July 19, 2004