Pampons

1. A jailhouse tampon made from a sanitary pad that comes in an indigent jail pack.

Yo Lorawanda, would you round me up some indigent packs and make me some pampons? It is that time of the month!

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019

pampos

A hairy creature that has a long tail at the back of its head. It demands others to respect his house and it usually eats dope from the fields.

He is so high like a pamposs

by blackgurdy July 30, 2009

pampousse

The result of peeing into the wind. (see spliking) A pampousse is the gross moment when the pee gets in your hair. Usually used in a figurative sense, as in the result of a stupid risk taken

Henry: Ewwwwwww, Bob, gross! You got piss in my hair!! You know if you go spliking on a rock someone's gonna get a pampousse!

by mtnhwy May 31, 2013

Pamposted

When your car accidentally hits a lamppost & you blame it on robbers who didn't take anything.

You park your car up but leave the handbrake off. The car rolls into a lamppost & crashes. For insurance purposes, you blame robbers who stole your car & crashed it on purpose with taking any possessions. "Oh no! I've been pamposted!"

by 3bp August 4, 2024

pamposted

An accident of a car hitting a lamppost that leads to the damage of said car. For insurance purposes, the owner insists that the car was stolen & the robbers hit the lamppost on purpose & didn't steal anything

"Hi, I would like to make a claim. My car has been pamposted!"

by 3bp August 4, 2024