The result of peeing into the wind. (see spliking) A pampousse is the gross moment when the pee gets in your hair. Usually used in a figurative sense, as in the result of a stupid risk taken
Henry: Ewwwwwww, Bob, gross! You got piss in my hair!! You know if you go spliking on a rock someone's gonna get a pampousse!
When your car accidentally hits a lamppost & you blame it on robbers who didn't takeanything.
You park your car up but leave the handbrake off. The car rolls into a lamppost & crashes. For insurance purposes, you blame robbers who stole your car & crashed it on purpose with taking any possessions. "Oh no! I've been pamposted!"
An accident of a car hitting a lamppost that leads to the damage of said car. For insurance purposes, the owner insists that the car was stolen & the robbers hit the lamppost on purpose & didn't stealanything
"Hi, I would like to make a claim. My car has been pamposted!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.