Palpatines

condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.

partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!

Palpatines by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 6, 2012

Emperor Palpatine 

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Somehow Palpatine Returned 

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.

"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

Somehow Palpatine Returned by anakingoatwalker February 23, 2022

Palpatined 

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.

Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."

Palpatined by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009

Palpatine 

The single most powerful and adept force wielder of all time. Also known as Darth Sidious. As Emperor Palpatine, he ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist and murdered countless hundreds of Jedi. His complete and masterful repertoire of abilities includes every force power to date, plus extreme intellectual and tactical talent. Was the ONLY Sith to ever achieve total control of devastating space/time vortexes known as Force Storms. Darth Sidious was the last and final Sith Master, and was considered by many to be the Dark Side of the Force incarnate.

Palpatine is the single most malevolent and successful villain throughout all of fiction.

Palpatine by Exor January 10, 2005

Palpatine 

Palpatine is the Senate

palpatine says "i am the senate"

Palpatine by LuckyTiger2116518 October 3, 2017

Palpatine 

For some reason people misunderstand this character. He did not begin as a righteous senator, he was merely acting the part so that he could create an image that he could use to his benefit to gain real power. This misinterpretation of his intentions goes to show just what a great manipulator of people he is.

In reality, he is easily one of, if not THE greatest villain ever created. This sith lord knows what true power is. Along with being able to wield a lightsaber and using the awesome force storm ability(shooting lightning from his hands), he gained power through the use of politics and manipulation. He did not only improve his abilities, he also chose to gain powerful allies to use as he pleased. With this idea in mind he gained the support of the Galactic Senate and gained the (fairly) loyal service of another of the greatest villains(Darth Vader). Through these actions he created a barrier around him that was nearly impenetrable and he was able to single handedly rule the galaxy, wipe out nearly all of the jedi, and basically just impose his will upon the entire galaxy.

Normal villains such as Venom(Spider-man), the Terminator(The Terminator), Magneto(X-men), the Joker(Batman) and even Darth Vader are all a terror to those who fight for truth and justice, but none of them could outlaw truth and justice nor could they deceive the universe into thinking that they are fighting for truth and justice.

Palpatine by therob June 24, 2005