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Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.
"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"
Palm J by DJSKIER February 15, 2017
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palm job 

What's known as a hand job, but for women
"yo was up can i get a palm job?"
"hey i dont even know what that is."
"there is a website about it palmjobpj . org"
palm job by Hot Blue May 6, 2015

palm job 

The act of stimulating the clitoris and clitoral tissues around the vagina. If done properly it will result in a satisfying and unique orgasm.
Called a "Palm" job because the palm of the hand is used on the clit and surrounding tissue. The middle and ring fingers are inserted in to the vagina and push on the upper vaginal wall while pulling in and out rhythmically. The remaining three fingers (Thumb, Index, Pinky) are fully extended and held up and can be used to grasp or simply rest on the inner thigh and mons pubis.
If I am in need of a good orgasm, I can either give myself a palm job or have someone else do it for me!
palm job by superslut1 October 10, 2016

Palm Job 

The palm job hits a women's G-spot inside her vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, and her bladder with the middle of the hand. (do it up & down FAST, & lubricate. also pinkie/ring finger is great for anus stimulation.) Done correctly this will make them squirt every time. Works great!!
Male: do you want to squirt?
female: yes, but I never have.
Male: well that's okay... I know a technique that works every time =))
female: what's the method called?
Male: ooo its the palm job babe.

1. gimme a palm job.
2. he gave a really good PJ last night... I squirted all over him.
3. My masturbation technique is the palm job... whats yours?
Palm Job by hateporn September 11, 2013

Palm job 

A masturbation technique where a woman inserts her fingers into her pussy and rubs vigorously rubs the clit with her palm
Rubbing hard on the clit known as palm job
Palm job by Majin27 March 12, 2014

Palm jockey 

Chronic masturbator.
That guy is such a palm jockey.
Palm jockey by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

Palm Job 

Ladies, let your fingers do the walkin' and your palm do the talkin'. A true feminine orgasmic delight created by the use of the palm and the fingers. Clitoral and g-spot stimulation occurring simultaneously leading to a squirting end. It can be performed by one or have a friend help. It is fun for one and all.
She wanted to squirt, so I gave her a palm job.
Americans need jobs, might as well be a palm job.
Create jobs...use your palms.
Palm Job by Bootlover February 9, 2014
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