Definitions by hateporn

boner 

A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.

baby: do u have a boner

boner by hateporn May 9, 2014

bj 

Mouth sucking penis.

Texting
Bro:hey how's ur night with Kim going?
Dick: she's giving me a bj right now!
Bro: give her a palm job, asshole

bj by hateporn May 8, 2014

squirting 

Splash of fluid from a woman's vagina area. Few women have squirted.

m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?

M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.

squirting by hateporn January 23, 2014

finger 

Touching inside her pussy. Try thinking "i want to make her cum over here" motion... She will start breathing harder. she'll be wet and horny after: ready for you to enter her. To get her to orgasm quicker, use the palm job technique... The palm gets her clit.

female: babe, i want you to finger me.
Male: later
female: i wont have sex with you if you don't finger me right now XD
Male: you bitch. cum here.

friend: after he fingered you, did you orgasm?
her: no. he didn't do the palm job technique.
friend. he didn't? why the hell not??!

1. You deserve a reward for giving me such a great blow job in the car... i'll finger you when we get home.
2. ooo, your not wet...let me fix that babe: with my finger.
3. don't hurt your tongue babe, just finger me and use the palm job method.
4: your pussy likes that finger.. lets see how the pussy likes this big dick in her.

finger by hateporn September 13, 2013

squirt 

If she squirts, you gave her a awesome orgasm... Its white vagina fluid that shoots out at her climax.

1. ooo you just squirted. your pussy likes my cock.

squirt by hateporn September 12, 2013

pj 

Short for palm job. Use the palm over the clitoris, and the middle and ring finger in the vagina. Then go up and down (not in and out.) You need to lubricate for this.

her: ever had a pj?
friend: no what is it?
her: its what my boyfriend does to make me squirt. i love it!!

pj by hateporn September 11, 2013

Palm Job 

The palm job hits a women's G-spot inside her vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, and her bladder with the middle of the hand. (do it up & down FAST, & lubricate. also pinkie/ring finger is great for anus stimulation.) Done correctly this will make them squirt every time. Works great!!

Male: do you want to squirt?
female: yes, but I never have.
Male: well that's okay... I know a technique that works every time =))
female: what's the method called?
Male: ooo its the palm job babe.

1. gimme a palm job.
2. he gave a really good PJ last night... I squirted all over him.
3. My masturbation technique is the palm job... whats yours?

Palm Job by hateporn September 11, 2013