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Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
Paliban by AKLIB November 18, 2009

palinbaby 

someone who seems to misunderstand everything, the longer the explanation, the greater the misunderstanding; speaking yet somehow out of the conversation; obstinately stupid; ignorantly ignorant
that dude is such a palinbaby!
palinbaby by Geeebus March 16, 2010

palinbaby 

A retard not necessarily 100% to blame for their stupidity.

From John McCain's 2008 vice-presidential pick, governor Sarah Palin, who gave birth to a Down Syndrome-afflicted child at age 44.
My organization in general has lots of good people, but my team is led by a complete palinbaby.
palinbaby by horizonstar October 18, 2008

Palimpalim 

Kissing your girlfriends forhead while holding the back of her head with the other hand.
"can you give me a palimpalim?"
A palembang is a positive term for very lewd sexual exploits.
dude. we palembanged all night long.
Palembang by kristennicole November 24, 2010

Palimaru 

A fucking god, if your name is Palimaru you definitely have a monster cock and every woman wants your babies.
Efectiv zeu sa-mi bag pula daca nu.
Random fraier:Oh your name is Palimaru? I bet you have a monster cock.
Someone named Palimaru: Yeeah boy you're right.
Palimaru by Heikf March 2, 2021