An underpopulated suburb in the middle of Florida. The only thing to do here is smoke weed and possibly watch Adventure Time while you're tripping. The "scene" crowd and wanna be break dancers take up this city. and lots of people are sexually active. mostly its just the teens. Almost everyone that moves here is from new york, mostly upstate. which is one thing i can never understand. just stay in New York..at least down there your hot dogs don't have rations of rat meat in them. oh and you cant forget all the sluts and wonderous sexting and also the various meth labs in motel 6.
1: hey lets go to orlando
2: hell no lets go to palm bay pick up some sluts and meth and call it a day
1:alright dad i guess i have to go with it..its your birthday.
by MoiSizzL3 January 30, 2011
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A city in Florida noted for it's large negro population and world-renown meth houses.
"Hey wanna take a trip to West Palm?"

"Nah, meth's cheaper in Palm Bay"
by Maximum The Kyle July 14, 2008
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Palm bay is the second largest city (landwise) in the state, but the bay is in fact the size of a football field and is not even a park. It is well known for the criminals and robberies as well as the horrendous parks and athletic facilities. You will enjoy your time in this city as there are no malls, no downtown, no bowling allies, or no movie theaters. People spend their spare times getting lost in the circular roads with wierd names.
After getting lost on the way to the baseball field, I hit in my son baseballs in a park in PALM BAY where a ball came up and broke his nose
by YOYO16 March 29, 2009
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A city in Central Florida, known for its array of aspiring rappers.
"Yooo Young D is gonna be the hottest rapper ever out of Palm Bay."
by Bay Boy 321 August 28, 2008
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Skankiest orifice in the skankiest state.Gold teef,pitbulls,camouflage,'Murrcun/support the troops ribbons,hoopties,monster trucks,baby mammas,parolees,restraining orders,meth,gold teef over meth mouth,Shaquishas,Brittanys,Teshawns,Bubbas,Jesustrucks,Jesus hoopties,Jesus monster trucks,sex offenders,pedophiles,religious fanatics.Often involves a combination of the latter three.
Palm Bay Florida makes the cast and set of Gummo look patrician.
by Lick Poop April 24, 2011
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palm bay high is a high school located in melborne and is known for our ass kicking freshmen football players and varsity that cant play for shit.with a large amount of black people and wiggers.and our huge number of future failed rappers.palm bay high is also known *like most high school in brevard* for your ablitity to buy any type of drug you want at anytime you want no question ask.so please come join in.
uncle to his nephew
uncle*yo come here real quick
nephew*why?
uncle*just come here
nephew*ok?
uncle*i need meth
nephew*ooo.. ok tomorrow monday ill get in in 3 period and palm bay high
by woody jay November 6, 2009
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Quite Possibly The Most Boring Place in Florida. FILLED with old people
The are soo many old people that live in Palm Bay Florida
by Tyler Marcinik January 10, 2011
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