Paligamist

A person who works on an old wooden ship as a shoe smith.

I broke my heal on this plank and I'm all the way out here at sea. Where is the Paligamist?

The new Salt Lake City MLB Team may be called "The Paligamists".

by ZGold5103 April 14, 2023

palmganistan

Palmganistan is the warzone also known as Royal Palm Beach Highschool. A corrupt, uncivilized, ratchet place where the students have taken over control of the AP's & even the principal. Riots are the main issue at Palmganistan but there is much more wrong with this place that you don't want to find you're self in... Especially if you're from John I. Leonard Highschool.

-Have you seen what's been happening the last couple days at palmganistan?
-I don't wanna know anything about that warzone they call a school

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast May 1, 2014

polygamist

someone who is married to two or more people at the same time

"The polygamist has problems in his marriage."

by [e-mail] May 23, 2006

Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Polygamist Opportunist

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.

By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.

by Fasters August 18, 2023

Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

by fabulousllama June 18, 2014

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022