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Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.
That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.

Palentine 

When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.
Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine
Palentine by Lols for kails January 24, 2019

Palentine 

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)
Let's be palentines.
Palentine by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Palatine High School 

high school located in Palatine, Illinois all classes are divided into 8 periods. On the outside it looks like a prison and it's not really different on the inside.

The hall monitors act like security guards at the White House, some teachers are cool, others are total dicks.
It's divided into 3 floors, the 3rd floor is the math/science
section where a crap load of mexican kids hang out, the 2nd floor is the english/art section where there's a mix of both hispanic and whites and the 1st floor is where the gym,cafeteria and special need classes are located.

The only excitement is when a fight happens,and that doesn't really happen very often, but when it does, by the end of the day more than half of the kids know about it.
You have your typical cliques but there's really not a lot of rivalry, it's sort of race based but not always.
it's just a typical small town high school where one day blends in with another.

R.I.P. Chikis.
1. typic day at Palatine High School:
hall monitor: HEY! LEMME SEE SOME I.D.
kid hands I.D.
hall monitor: where are you supposed to be right now?
kid: i have a free period...
hall monitor: you know you're not supposed to be in the halls roaming around, it's a threat to our national security..

2.
kid 1; wtf?!?! I got 2 detentions for not wearing the required lanyard to school.
kid 2: yeah, I got a compulsory for not cleaning up the shit some other kid left before me in the lunch table.
A country ruled by Arabs for over 1000 years. Der Judenstaat, a Austrian Zionist, began to advocate the creation of a Jewish state in either Argentina or Palestine. During the 1940's Zionist from Poland, Italy, Germany, and other European countries entered Palestine as a result of the holocaust. Before the holocaust Christians, Muslims, and Jews lived happily as neighbors but when the Zionists came into Palestine they then took the land and homes of the civilians and slaughtered many Christians and Muslims. Today they oppress non-Jews, and in the year 2004 the Israelis killed over 450 women and children. In the Six-day War the Israelis were losing to the Arab countries until America came in and threatend to bomb any country opposing Israel. Since 1949 American tax payers have given Israel over $83.205 billion. Mentioned in the Bible as Palestine, and not Israel. Even Pope John Paul II refused to recognize Palestine as Israel. Also more that 90% of Jordans population are originally Palestinain, which came to Jordan as a result of the attacks done by the Israelies which resulted in the loss of the Palestinan's land and homes. There are even many Pro-Palestinian protestors, who are Jewish, in Palestine, who are often arrested and beaten by Israeli officials.
All of this information is factual and could be checked up online.
I know many Palestinians whose lands were stolen by the Israelis.
Palestine by DIA61 July 30, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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