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When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.
Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine
by Lols for kails January 24, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)
Let's be palentines.
by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020
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someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so
by jackass.ca February 01, 2007
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a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.
He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
by AE Joseph November 13, 2006
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a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.
He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
by AE Joseph November 13, 2006
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