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Palentine 

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A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)
Let's be palentines.
Palentine by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

palentine 

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someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so
outlaw is my Palentine
palentine by jackass.ca December 13, 2008

palentine 

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a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.
He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
palentine by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

palentine 

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a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.
He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
palentine by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

Palentine 

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When you don't have a Valentine's Day date and you don't want to have a Galentine's night you just want to hang with your friends and have a Palentine's dinner or night. This way you don't have to be proper with your pronouns cuz everybody's just a pal
My friends and I are all having a Palentine's Day dinner
Palentine by Wonder Woman 68 January 21, 2025

Palentine's Day 

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February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013
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