markerssmellgood's definitions

Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

February 22

National make someone's day day :)

I'm so excited for February 22nd, I will make everyone's day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

February 30th

Meaning non-existant, false, or not going to happen.

We can go on a date on February 30th.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

October 4th

National lotion appreciation day.

I cant wait for October 4th

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Easter Buddy

A title to give your friends on easter.

Will you be my easter buddy?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

July 23rd

National "I'm a hoe day." This is the day where we admit to being hoes because it honestly doesn't matter. Its my body and I can do what I want with it, I shouldn't be shamed for it.

July 23rd is the best day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

August 24th

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020