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paleophotons
english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".
# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.
paleophotons by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015
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paloosha
A beautiful queen. The type of girl that's definitely a keeper and one who will always stay true and loyal to you. Very goofy and funny and just soo pretty and loveable!! Gorgeous style and really adorable. Beautiful like a rose with hazel eyes and a bright smile that'll light up your whole world.
Paloosha is definitely wifey material!
Paleohippie
1. An aging hipster, or veteran of the Sixties countercultural movement reaching retirement age. 2. Rainbow Family elder.
"Polished and politically correct politicians who failed to capture enough votes in this week's election can look to San Miguel County for a lesson in how to be an off-brand 'paleohippie' and hold office." -Nancy Lofholm, Denver Post, Nov. 5, 2004
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paleohardcore
An extreme sect of the paleo diet. Paleohardcore followers include foods in their diet that our ancestors may have eaten such as raw lizard head, live insects or seaweed straight off the beach. Paleohardcore aims to offset the self-centred and boring nature of the Paleo diet through promoting the consumption of foods that are at least entertaining to hear about if you really must bang on about what you've eaten.
That raw squashed Bondi lizard is paleohardcore. I am going to serve it with grass from the side of the road so it will have no carbon footprint at all.
paleohardcore by sophiesmith May 11, 2015
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