Pain Stick 

The act of filling a paint stick up with beer, and then placing one's mouth around the nozzle, pushing the end against the wall or ground, and forcing the beer into your stomach as fast as possible. Best used with shitty beer to get past the taste, and is really just to get drunk as fast as possible. When pushed against floor it is usually accompanied by the saying "You shall not pass".

(guy one)Yeah! Yeah! Fill up that Pain Stick! Suck that shit down dude!

(guy two) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Pain Stick by Blood Sugar October 5, 2010

Pain Stick 

An elongated high capacity magazine for a handgun. Usually with a capacity for thirty or more bullets. Often, these are longer than the barrel of the gun itself.

"Did you see that shit? That dude had a pain stick in his 9-mil. He's got enough bullets to shoot all our asses."

Pain Stick by zombiebrainer April 4, 2010

painsick

Experiencing nausea and malaise related to either acute or chronic pain. Known to accompany migraine, back pain, menstrual cramps, or certain medical procedures. Also common to persons who are especially sensitive to weather and changes in barometric pressure. Includes upset stomach related to use of pain medications.

Thanks to this awful weather, I’ve been painsick all weekend. I'm nauseated and I hurt all over.

painsick by kaysodowsky June 24, 2019

paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.

Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.

paintstick by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008

painstick

Something that you get kicked in the face with

I feel like somebody kicked me in the face...With a Painstick!!!!

painstick by Roflstomper January 2, 2007

paintstick

Where someone shoves a paint stick filled with raw eggs up their ass and then sits down on it, forcing the liquid into their bowels.

That guy Watson last night man, he took a paintstick with an egg that had a double yolk! He couldn't sleep for a week!

paintstick by ChaddyBoyWatsonFortBragg December 17, 2007