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the act of a woman choking on her hair and vomiting through it
she was chewing on her hair so much she made herself pagliai
Pagliai by tool room October 7, 2010
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Camille Paglia 

A based academic queen, prominent throughout the eighties and nineties, who is critically versed in the mythological histories and ancient storytellings of feminism and modern whitw woman society.

As originally mentioned in The Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Old Testament, Paglia was a being created by God specifically to bring wrath and destruction to western societies' philistines and university ideologues that endorse commiting despicable acts of sin, such as the lacking any sense of beauty and the aesthetic.

Her historical actions of successfuly enforcing shame and embarrasment via acclaimed essays and books is almost always referring to basic college grad white women, white female false rape accusers, useless white male feminists, and delusional leftist celebrities.
“These people are philistines, okay. They’re philistines! They’re middle-brow. Hopelessly middle-brow. They have no sense of beauty. They have no sense of the aesthetic!” - Quote by Camille Paglia from her interview with Jordan B Peterson
Camille Paglia by Camille Paglia Stan December 22, 2020

pagliacci 

a clown... to the extreme
you know that clown lauren? she's a real pagliacci
pagliacci by van keuren November 11, 2007

Pagliacci 

A depressed guy who makes others laugh by acting like a clown, but can't cheer himself up.
Sad Boy: Bro, I've been kinda down for a while.

Homie: Then go talk to your group's Pagliacci, it'll make you feel better.

Sad Boy: But, dude. I *am* my group's Pagliacci..

Homie: ... Fuck.
Pagliacci by Coal Soul April 5, 2022
Baby, passami una paglia

Stèf, come out, lets smoke a paglia
paglia by Kidman June 20, 2006

Pagliarulo

Italian in heritage; a person who works with hay or one with hay coloured hair or texture.

Generally Pagliarulo's enjoy cannabis in many varieties.
Them: "Thats a fine looking hay bale you've got there."

Pagliarulo: "Thats not hay, that is weed!"
Pagliarulo by DanielWebster420 December 15, 2012

pagliaccio 

Italian word for clown, jocker. Becoming popular in Scotland.

Sometimes spelled "Pagliazzo".
Ehehehh, you are a real pagliaccio my friend... I can't beleave you said that.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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