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Baby, passami una paglia

Stèf, come out, lets smoke a paglia
paglia by Kidman June 20, 2006
Words you can keep
- Hai una paglia in bocca una in mano una nel posacenere di destra e una in quello di sinistra!
Paz!, 2002
Paglia by cagacazzi November 14, 2017

Camille Paglia 

A based academic queen, prominent throughout the eighties and nineties, who is critically versed in the mythological histories and ancient storytellings of feminism and modern whitw woman society.

As originally mentioned in The Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Old Testament, Paglia was a being created by God specifically to bring wrath and destruction to western societies' philistines and university ideologues that endorse commiting despicable acts of sin, such as the lacking any sense of beauty and the aesthetic.

Her historical actions of successfuly enforcing shame and embarrasment via acclaimed essays and books is almost always referring to basic college grad white women, white female false rape accusers, useless white male feminists, and delusional leftist celebrities.
“These people are philistines, okay. They’re philistines! They’re middle-brow. Hopelessly middle-brow. They have no sense of beauty. They have no sense of the aesthetic!” - Quote by Camille Paglia from her interview with Jordan B Peterson
Camille Paglia by Camille Paglia Stan December 22, 2020

jordan paglia 

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.
"See that girl?"
"She's a dime, definitely a Jordan Paglia."
jordan paglia by tuck:) June 2, 2009

Camille Paglia 

a really crazy bitch who is a lesbian and a postmodern anti-feminist.

has been described as Ayn Rand on mushrooms
Camille Paglia by Frank Booth January 14, 2005

Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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