Sad Boy: Bro, I've been kinda down for a while.

Homie: Then go talk to your group's Pagliacci, it'll make you feel better.

Sad Boy: But, dude. I *am* my group's Pagliacci..

Homie: ... Fuck.

Pagliacci by Coal Soul April 5, 2022

Related Words

pagliacci • Pagliacci Turnpike • pagliaccio • pagliaccetto • pigliucci • Pagliai • Pagliarini

pagliacci

a hot old man

wow! look at that guy, he looks like pagliacci

pagliacci by someonesayssomething April 15, 2011

Pagliacci Turnpike

When two or more co-workers decide to fornicate with a, or multiple, persons. One co-worker will hide inside the closet, while the other performs sexual actions on the Person(s), who are unknowing of the other co-worker's where-abouts. While the Person(s) is smitten in the act, the co-worker will come from the closet and take over without any notice from the Person(s). This may continue to happen as much as possible until the Person(s) has figured out what is going on. This becomes a success when the Person(s) does figure out what is going on, and is either okay with it, or starts to laugh.

We went out after work last night and found a really cute girl from the bar. We took her back to our place for a few drinks. While she was on the phone, we decided to play her the ol' Pagliacci Turnpike, so I went and hid in the closet, while my co-worker to care of the foreplay.

Pagliacci Turnpike by chimsu March 4, 2011

Pagliai

the act of a woman choking on her hair and vomiting through it

she was chewing on her hair so much she made herself pagliai

Pagliai by tool room October 7, 2010

pagliaccio

Italian word for clown, jocker. Becoming popular in Scotland.

Sometimes spelled "Pagliazzo".

Ehehehh, you are a real pagliaccio my friend... I can't beleave you said that.

pagliaccio by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

Pigliucci

NOUN (sense 1) Unit of measure: The distance between what one thinks is important and its actual importance.

NOUN (sense 2) Someone who chronically inflates the significance of something could be said to be a Pigliucci.

ORIGIN Early 21st Century (2014): Coined by Author and Neuroscientist Sam Harris, named for Professor of Philosophy at City University of New York Massimo Pigliucci.

Sense 1

Soldier 1: My boots are dirty.
Soldier 2: Dude, we're being shot at, that is like a million Pigliucci away from what matters right now.

Sense 2

Soldier 1: Oh no, now my shirt is dirty as well.
Soldier 3: Can you believe this guy?
Soldier 2: I know right, he's such a god damn Pigliucci.

Pigliucci by Bestpsuedonymever January 25, 2014

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026