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Pageran

Pageran is a black panther
by mmkoy November 24, 2018
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pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.
by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020
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PageWanker

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.
Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.
by T3dd13 February 8, 2008
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paneranoia

A reluctance to take advantage of Panera's free wi-fi because you'll inevitably see somebody you know there, thus hindering your ability to get any work done.
I should've paid attention to my paneranoia. The minute I opened my laptop my brother-in-law and his stupid kids walked in.
by Jason Jack Miller February 5, 2009
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The American Pageant

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.
Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*
by Lokizzo September 22, 2005
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Paneran adventure

A journey that is made during conventional lunch hours by one or more of the following:

- A round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
- A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence OR A girl that resembles both a glazed donut and snowshoes.
- A big busted blonde with a pretty face pertty eyes and great hips. Nice butt long legs tall and gorgeous.
- A bad ass with a big dick.
- The most brightest and coolest person in the universe.
- A bald jackass OR avery confusing person
The clock approached 12:45 and The Nub and I summoned our counterparts Gail, Leslie and Amy for our Paneran Adventure.
by Gus Baker June 21, 2005
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child beauty pageants

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn
by Charles0304 February 9, 2021
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