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A very handsome, profound and well-equiped man.

He always says the right thing, even when it is not the best for him - which makes him even a greater character. He is a real team player, especially in the bedroom. He never lets the partner down and leaves the bed after (and only then) all the parties are fully satisfied. He is quite a catch, really.
You can not be serious! Did this really happen? And he actually managed to do you just thanks to the way he looked at you? That is some classic Pafka experience, really.
Pafka by Truth_Seeker_69 November 22, 2021

the kennedy package 

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .
Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?
the kennedy package by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013
Pankaj is an introvert person tries to hide his feelings by showing coolness.. Portrays as if he cares about nothing but he actually does.... A fun loving person loved by all... Positive in nature
.... Hiding lot if emotions inside but showing none..
Person :pankaj u okay?
Pankaj :oh yes (with a big fake smile)
Pankaj by Grookie January 13, 2021

the whole package 

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.
"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

Total Package 

Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."
Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"

Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"

Bill; "True dat!"
Total Package by gamisiking July 1, 2016

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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