Paddle Slap

To be slapped with a paddle.

To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.

When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.

When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!

In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.

Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.

It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.

Paddle Slap by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

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Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

Meaty puddle slapper by Afeps February 19, 2010

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Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

Puddle Slapper by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

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puddleslap

Puddleslap the act of shitting in someone's mouth then fucking it .....

I bet you the girls from two girls one cup would let you bust a puddleslap!

puddleslap by FuQ2Bitch May 2, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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