Definitions by Afeps

tomato tumble dryer 

a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.

"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"

tomato tumble dryer by Afeps February 22, 2010

Meaty puddle slapper 

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

Meaty puddle slapper by Afeps February 19, 2010