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Pandemonium 

Absolute chaos as it was foreseen by the forbidden one; junior the morningsnout (june wick, “junifer morningsnout, “j bravo”, etc)

For junior nothing is more beautiful than seeing the fall of mankind and society as a whole so long as the world bleeds and crumbles as the earth becomes juniors to inherit and his children reign free to do as they please……

Aka “the padre of pandemonium” junior the egomaniac is, as known without a doubt.

Pandemonium is what junior stands for since this is the same kid who will choose chaos over love despite countless thotties thirsting for him in his DMs
Junior grimes is TOTAL pandemonium
Pandemonium by Outlooker of omens November 29, 2021

Padre of pandemonium

the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc

Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.

No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:

Junior is the padre of pandemonium

If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS

Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.

“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”

“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”

“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”

“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Padre of pandemonium by AB💿EFG February 5, 2022

picklemonkey 

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.
i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey
picklemonkey by tonyfan August 9, 2005

Pandemonomania 

The obsession of the end of the world, Pandemonium.
Wow, dude. All he does is read Revelations...Must suffer from Pandemonomania.
Pandemonomania by ACiD777 January 4, 2008

pandemonium 

If Tad would have forgot to bring the beer to the golf course it would have been fucking pandemonium....
pandemonium by d bo April 22, 2004

Pandemonium 

The capital of Hell in John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost: "Pandemonium, the High Capital, of Satan and his Peers".
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.
Almost broken by another 12-hour nursing shift, she could foresee a world devastated by the pandemic, ungoverned civilization - what was left of it - thrown into Pandemonium.
Pandemonium by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
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