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When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.
Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.
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A sexual innuendo for the female genetalia
I finaly got some purse from that girl last nite.
PURSE by uno-siete January 6, 2008
A female's genital organ
That chick has a nice purse.
Purse by TimboFan March 29, 2005
A man that a feminine lesbian takes to an event( ie.. job or family)in an effort to appear straight.
My girlfriend took her Purse to her family reunion and her job's picnic until she feels comfortable coming out.
Purse by E_Diva December 28, 2007
A purse is usually small and made of leather. A woman keeps it in her handbag. It contains valuables such as coins, credit cards, a driving licence, paper money and postage stamps.
We noticed a woman looking at a lovely leather purse in the War on Want charity shop in Ballynahinch, Co. Down the other day. She took it to the counter, took her purse from her handbag, took out some money and handed it to the assistant. The voluntary assistant said "Thank You", put the purse into a plastic bag and handed it to the woman.
Verb: purse

Before a prostitute and her client engage in any sexual activity and are still in the street the prostitute will negoatiate a price for the forthcoming sexual pleasure and or/ accept money beforehand. This is called 'pursing'.
Sarah would often purse in the dark back-alleys in order to fund her higher education.
purse by Blanka June 17, 2006
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