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POST TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS DEPRESSIONS. Term used to describe your series of emotional breakdowns, random shed of tears after the Tournament of Champions in World Scholars Cup.
PTOCD is the worst feeling ever.
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When their parents house was just a heterogenous mess of junk and pain, so now they need to live in perfect order just to get through the day.
Wow that poor kid is just whipped by ptocd
PTOCD by 247fruitcake July 2, 2018
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PTOCD PTCD!! procd ptod PTVCD Pocd Procda ptgcd ptochocracy ptochophobia
Post Tournament of Champions Deprsession (noun).

The feeling of utter emptiness and not knowing what do with oneself after the World Scholar’s Cup Tournament of Champions has ended.

Can last anywhere from several hours to several lifetimes.

In extreme cases it may cause sweaty eyes and loneliness.

The known cures include; texting friends made through ToC, looking at WSC memes, and signing up for the upcoming season of WSC.
“Dang, PToCD is really hitting hard right now.”
“Tell me about it. It’s even worse than PGRD (post global round depression)!”
PToCD by Alpaca Is Me November 16, 2019
Acronym for Post Traumatic Vacuum Cord Disorder.
Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
PTVCD by Jake Gogolinski June 20, 2015
an acronym, meaning: "Post Traumatic Cringe Disorder"

derived/inspired by "PTSD" or "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder"

To truly understand PTCD, you must first understand PTSD... mainly, how those with PTSD will be brought back to the moment of a traumatic event when triggered. Upon this, their body momentarily relives their past trauma as if it is happening present day. triggers can be anything - auditory, visual, olfactory (smell), tastes, etc- that for any which reason your body has subconsciously tied the trauma to.

Knowing this, the implication of someone saying they have "PTCD" is that they have laid witness to something so utterly cringe-worthy, that they're legit haunted by the experience in the same fashion as the disorder it's inspired from.

Imagine:
a person witnesses a man walk into a gathering where everyone is having a great time, only for the room to fall silent at his every attempt to come across as cool or funny. Awkward silences, long stares, and attempts to re-direct will occur non-stop by others; yet the man, so egregiously full of himself, continues to try to be the center of attention. every joke and misplaced laugh of his only humiliates him further.

After witnessing such cringe, you may realize that the littlest things that could possibly remind you of that moment never fails to bring it back vividly, regardless of how much time has past, and that each and every time you feel the cringe all over again. You are experiencing PTCD.
Person A: Hey, take a look at this guy!

(Person A shows person B a photo of a guy with a long pointed gnome-like beard, wearing a hat and a t-shirt while inside of a pool)

Person B: Ugh, NO! He looks just like the guy who ruined the gathering last week! I still have PTCD from that whole night!

Person A: I'm so sorry....
PTCD by Talia Dixon February 7, 2022
ptod is feeling bad after having an orgasm because it reminds you of a bad ex
ptod by hjahajahajahajah October 28, 2018
A legendary M41 warrior, strong christian beliefs, wierd dress sense.

Intent on annoyance, his persistant gimmicks can drive any normal person insane.
Walks round trafford centre with no pants on for joke.

Comes to fancy dress party dressed as a snail (dances on all fours in true snail style)
Procda by Anon November 26, 2004
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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