FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD)'s definitions
Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.
Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 2, 2019
Get the PTFDmug.