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"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.
nicki: Bitch you don't know me

Jessica: I dont wanna know you

Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
by Courtney W June 24, 2005
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Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.
I'm suffering from PTFD. I just bought falafel but can't eat because it smells like Dan's ass.
by panda foxfire April 03, 2010
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Post-Traumatic Fabian Disorder. When you hang around a Fabian, you may experience symptoms of PTFD. Including, but not limited to: Anger, anger, more anger, rage, fury, and angry fury, angry rage, and even more anger.
"You give me PTFD, just by existing."
by K2Dudeman February 07, 2019
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Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.
Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 02, 2019
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A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.
Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter
by Steve Steve Steve September 09, 2018
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A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.
Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter
by Steve Steve Steve September 09, 2018
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