Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.
by panda foxfire April 03, 2010
Get the PTFDmug. by Dirps November 02, 2017
Get the PTFDmug. Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.
Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 02, 2019
Get the PTFDmug. PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.
This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.
Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)
This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.
Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)
by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023
Get the PTFDmug. "Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.
nicki: Bitch you don't know me
Jessica: I dont wanna know you
Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
Jessica: I dont wanna know you
Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
by Courtney W September 26, 2005
Get the ptfdmug. post-traumatic frack disorder-- a clinically diagnosable condition where your couple "friends" FRACK's unpredictable barrages of cringe leave you with symptoms traditionally associated with PTSD
God! I wish frack would stop using the groupchat in such an obscene way. I am once again being revisited by symptoms of PTFD
by bystanderinfear December 19, 2021
Get the PTFDmug. Acronym for Post Traumatic Fun Disorder. PTFD is defined as a mental condition caused by repetitive exposure to stoned NEETs pretending that any of your friend’s boring rooms were fun; This condition is commonly characterized by a severely altered sense of fun wherein the afflicted have a much harder time enjoying themselves in any given activity, especially when alcohol/weed isn’t involved
“Does Mason want to go bowling with us?”
“Nah, he’s got PTFD. If pussy/weed/alcohol/nature isn’t involved, he’s out. Is the bowling at a bar/strip club?”
“No..?”
“Don’t even ask him.”
“Nah, he’s got PTFD. If pussy/weed/alcohol/nature isn’t involved, he’s out. Is the bowling at a bar/strip club?”
“No..?”
“Don’t even ask him.”
by GiggityGoo102 May 29, 2023
Get the PTFDmug.