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Ptnfd means pussy that needs fingering disorder
Ptnfd by Lmaohhehe March 15, 2021
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Post traumatic nasal stress disorder.
After all that blow last night I have PTNSD.
PTNSD by ISmellBlow420 November 27, 2021
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Acronym: Post-Traumatic Nut Disorder. When get so caught up in masturbating that you dont realize how disgusting the content is until after the nut.
"Yo, what happened to mike?"
"I heard he got some serious PTND after finding some really intense tentacle hentai."
PTND by FilthyShrooms March 2, 2020
"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.
nicki: Bitch you don't know me

Jessica: I dont wanna know you

Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
ptfd by Courtney W September 26, 2005
Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.
I'm suffering from PTFD. I just bought falafel but can't eat because it smells like Dan's ass.
PTFD by panda foxfire April 3, 2010
Post Traumatic Dysfunctional Family Disorder.

Stress, anxiety caused by hanging out your family (similar to PTSD) Usually brought on around the holidays when you are forced to be around them resulting in chaos.
After the holidays, Rick suffers PTDFD. He just isn't himself, and looks drained and exhausted.

My family sucks. Every year I hang out with them and they cause me to have PTDFD.
PTDFD by slikkr November 11, 2011
Guy 1 : "Duuude, ever since No fap november my PTFD has started"

Guy 2 "Yeah man it feels like shit"
PTFD by Dirps November 2, 2017
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