pot's unplugged 

of or relating to a state of disarray, possibly leading to questionable decisions in the workplace; characterized by low attention and/or low blood caffeine levels

When James asked a question at the meeting that had literally been answered 30 seconds prior, Susie exclaimed, "His pot's unplugged today!"

pot's unplugged by mellows2019forLyfe June 9, 2018

Pandora's Pot

The current state of medical marijuana. It's out there, and its not going to terminal cancer patients. And it's not going away.

Cop 1: I can't believe someone gave that toddler a medical marijuana card.

Cop 2: What can you do? It's Pandora's Pot.

Cop 1: F-ing existentialist.

Pandora's Pot by J.Im June 8, 2009

pavlov's pot head 

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.

"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"

pavlov's pot head by Anon Anon November 17, 2013

poor man's pot 

when you get high off of fumes, or something not intended to get high off

"Why you gotta be sniffing the poor man's pot(sharpie), get some reeal stuff"

poor man's pot by whaz up wit it? December 11, 2007

texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

texas man's pot pie by T-Brat April 5, 2007

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold 

While your hitting a girl from behind you cum in her vag, pull out, insert your limpening dick in her butt. Once inserted begin too pee, while saying "magically delicous" thus making the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

Man after I came in that bitch I had to piss, so I just gave her the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold by Cecil Bernard April 29, 2009

The Devil's Coffee Pot 

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.

"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'

The Devil's Coffee Pot by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010