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The official acronym of the Piece Of Sh!t Of The United States.
"The POSOTUS gave a briefing on the Healthcare Plan today, and the people are rising up against it."

"The POSOTUS returns salutes in kind of a weak wristed way, what a fag"

"The 'Dear Leader' is really just a POSOTUS."
POSOTUS by PrinceAlTheManBearPig August 13, 2009

POSOTUS 45 

Piece Of Shit Of The United States 45, POSOTUS 45
Can you believe that POSOTUS 45, actually thinks he can win the 2024 presidential election.
POSOTUS 45 by Chas501 March 20, 2024
Slang- Career winery worker of questionable intelligence and personal hygiene, generally of Portuguese descent.
That Pootus is going to be bottling wine until the day he dies.
pootus by I_like_pie April 24, 2006

postus locki morti 

The act of posting a reply whilst a moderator is dropping the lock bomb on the thread in question.
Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"
postus locki morti by Og II December 28, 2004

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.
The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it
Pootus Bootus by GothMowgli July 1, 2022
A breed of humans with a rather large piece of beef in there pants. Usually great looking and superb in bed. This species can be found hanging around ugly species such as a Mocha bears and jewish people.
Even though Pootus is big. he is huge in the pants.
Also see Pooty
Pootus by NihilisticPunk August 12, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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