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poop that 

when you don't like something or think something's wrong you would say poop that
Teacher: You failed the test and you have to do it again
You: WHAT!!!! I HAVE TO DO THE STUPID TEST AGAIN!!!! POOP THAT
poop that by spongeboblover101 November 15, 2017
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The Poop That Took A Pee 

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.
Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.

I'd poop on that. 

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.
-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

turn that poop into wine 

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

its that poop again

Lighting a bag of poop on fire at someone's doorstep repeatedly. When they come outside no one is there and they scream "its that poop again."
"its that poop again"

"dont put it out with your boots ted!"
"Dont tell me my business devil woman!"
Billy Madison.

crank that poop 

its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same
Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night
crank that poop by milesfiles January 4, 2008

that one poop 

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process
Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way
that one poop by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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