POGGON

A very powerful substance made of lynx africa

Hey got some poggon

by Poggon September 25, 2023

pogonophobic

someone who is scared of beards

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007

pogonophilia

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.

A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.

by The Last Bear February 4, 2008

pogonophile

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

poggins

/póg-inz/: n. excrement, specifically the act of using the toilet for defecation.

1. I've had a particularly lovely poggins.

2. I have to go make poggins.

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

Pogonophobia

Fear of beards

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

by eratatosk December 28, 2011

pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007