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Ponto'd
Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022
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Pontificate
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.
"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014
Pontiac Syndrome
An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.
Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.
Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.
Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008
Ponthea
A Persian name which is given to beautiful daughter. It means goddess of beauty and sincerity. She will eventually grow up into a sexy beautiful woman
Mother) I’m going to name my daughter Ponthea
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary
Ponthea by pontheaaaaaahhhh March 2, 2019
peontology
Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012
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