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Person of nobility, count of an Aegean town in medieval times who butchered the invading Arabs with his small but powerful army, a person of high strategy.
Only the Pkont of Cesme could save our land from the invaders of today!
PKont by KSFB June 8, 2023
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The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk
I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd
Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022
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Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome 

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008
A Persian name which is given to beautiful daughter. It means goddess of beauty and sincerity. She will eventually grow up into a sexy beautiful woman
Mother) I’m going to name my daughter Ponthea
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary
Ponthea by pontheaaaaaahhhh March 2, 2019

peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012
When you’re heavy chillin.
Me n the boys were soooooo pontillin.
Pontillin by JonoKay March 24, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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