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pity the fool 

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T
pity the fool by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."
I pity the fool who scratched my car.
I pity the fool by diatrevolo November 9, 2003
Word of the Day on April 1, 2007

I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!
I pity the fool by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.
I pity the fool by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

i pity the fool! 

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!
I pity the fool that messes with my van!
i pity the fool! by EgillAnd May 13, 2005

pity the fool 

I pity the fool.
"I pity the fool that fuck with the A-Team" - B.A. Baracus
pity the fool by RicHARD September 23, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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