Houman's definitions

jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 1, 2006

pity the foo

A statement used to express extreme distaste and some sympathy for a foolish person who's acted in a regrettable matter. Popularized by Mr. T.

I pity the foo who didn't bring an envelope to this bar mitzvah.

by Houman December 8, 2003

imBen

Ass monkey

There he goes eating out another asshole. What a total imBen!

by Houman April 9, 2003

Burninate

Peeing when you have syphllis. Ouch!

by Houman April 17, 2003

nalgas

It's slang for ass in Spanish.

no toque mis nalgas, pendejo

by Houman February 25, 2003

PNP

A pink nipple party (or PNP) is a party or any social event attended by mostly white people.

Dude, that Marina party was totally PNP!

by Houman June 14, 2006

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006