nalgas

It's slang for ass in Spanish.
no toque mis nalgas, pendejo
by Houman February 25, 2003
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on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 01, 2006
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Burninate

Peeing when you have syphllis. Ouch!
by Houman April 17, 2003
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AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.
by Houman June 25, 2005
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poochie

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.
by Houman March 18, 2005
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jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 01, 2006
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pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.
You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!
by Houman February 01, 2006
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