11 definitions by Houman

jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 1, 2006

AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

"I don't think she knows yet."
"AOL keyword: 'yet'."

by Houman June 25, 2005

nalgas

It's slang for ass in Spanish.

no toque mis nalgas, pendejo

by Houman February 25, 2003

poochie

A Persian hoochie.

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.

by Houman March 18, 2005

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006

condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice

Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!

by Houman February 15, 2005

Burninate

Peeing when you have syphllis. Ouch!

by Houman April 17, 2003