11 definitions by Houman

condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice

Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!

by Houman February 15, 2005

poochie

A Persian hoochie.

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.

by Houman March 18, 2005

AOL Keyword

Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

"I don't think she knows yet."
"AOL keyword: 'yet'."

by Houman June 25, 2005

jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 1, 2006

nalgas

It's slang for ass in Spanish.

no toque mis nalgas, pendejo

by Houman February 25, 2003

on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 1, 2006

imBen

Ass monkey

There he goes eating out another asshole. What a total imBen!

by Houman April 9, 2003