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Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.
Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!
Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008
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A 'Pikamee' is an absolutely wonderful, entertaining, and Reeces-addicted individual who generally lacks any semblance of financial wherewithal. Defined by high-pitched shrieks, yellow hair, and the constant use of "DAYO," a Pikamee is a bright and energetic personality, totally engaged with the vast and highly seiso trappings of the internet. Although frequently the target of parasocial relationships, all engagement with Pikamee, is whether stated or unstated--completely and utterly platonic as the best of completely, non-romantically-interested, friends.
I love you in a Pikamee kind of way, bro.

I'M PIKAMEE DAYO!
Pikamee by Anonymous だよ July 25, 2022

Piemelen 

Clapping a Big J in Holland, while sucking on the tip.
Piemeler 1: Wanna go piemelen in recess?
Piemeler 2: Yes, but it has to be fast one
Piemelen by BreinNeukers March 6, 2023
Word used when someone has taken something by surprise and not given back. can be used in various different circumstances, Used when someone acts in the way of a pikey, usually stealing things.
Ah fuck. Mike Pearson just pikeyed my cutlery again!

Jack Howard just pikeyed my rank slide for the fourth time today!

Jake Oakley just pikeyed my coathangar! Now im really screwed!
Pikeyed by Mikeaircadet October 30, 2009
Swagger... Style... The way people look, act, talk, walk, dance, etc... Latin American term... use generally by baseball players.
Me encanta como esa chica se viste y camina... tiene demasiado pikete
Pikete by BootyLiciousVene August 12, 2009
Piemesa. A neko is who loves to scream “FUCK YOU” and “SHIT“. There are other things like that but there would be too much to explain.
Piemesa: 1v1 me!
Person: ok.
5 minutes later
Person has won!
Piemesa: SHIT FUCK YOU
Piemesa by Helihorse March 23, 2021