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Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.
Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!
Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008
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A 'Pikamee' is an absolutely wonderful, entertaining, and Reeces-addicted individual who generally lacks any semblance of financial wherewithal. Defined by high-pitched shrieks, yellow hair, and the constant use of "DAYO," a Pikamee is a bright and energetic personality, totally engaged with the vast and highly seiso trappings of the internet. Although frequently the target of parasocial relationships, all engagement with Pikamee, is whether stated or unstated--completely and utterly platonic as the best of completely, non-romantically-interested, friends.
I love you in a Pikamee kind of way, bro.

I'M PIKAMEE DAYO!
Pikamee by Anonymous だよ July 25, 2022

Piemelen 

Clapping a Big J in Holland, while sucking on the tip.
Piemeler 1: Wanna go piemelen in recess?
Piemeler 2: Yes, but it has to be fast one
Piemelen by BreinNeukers March 6, 2023
Word used when someone has taken something by surprise and not given back. can be used in various different circumstances, Used when someone acts in the way of a pikey, usually stealing things.
Ah fuck. Mike Pearson just pikeyed my cutlery again!

Jack Howard just pikeyed my rank slide for the fourth time today!

Jake Oakley just pikeyed my coathangar! Now im really screwed!
Pikeyed by Mikeaircadet October 30, 2009
Swagger... Style... The way people look, act, talk, walk, dance, etc... Latin American term... use generally by baseball players.
Me encanta como esa chica se viste y camina... tiene demasiado pikete
Pikete by BootyLiciousVene August 12, 2009
Piemesa. A neko is who loves to scream “FUCK YOU” and “SHIT“. There are other things like that but there would be too much to explain.
Piemesa: 1v1 me!
Person: ok.
5 minutes later
Person has won!
Piemesa: SHIT FUCK YOU
Piemesa by Helihorse March 23, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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