PIITM

Put It In The Mouth

aka gettin head

*convo*
MJR- yo showtime did you hook up with that chick lastnight

Showtime- you know im alpha dooooo

MJR- so what happen b

Showtime- well first the chick didnt want to give me any play so i had to get the panties wet son

MJR- trueeeee

Showtime- and then i smaked the ho and PIITM

MJR- got damn you are the nicest cat i know

PIITM by Showtime_III September 25, 2006

pintmen 

Legends of the pub, able to consume 30 or more pints in a day.

Paddy Losty is one of the best pintmen Ireland has ever seen

pintmen by Mick The Bull February 16, 2017

Pitmommy 

A Pitmommy is a pitbull owner who is delusionally devoted to protecting their precious baby-devouring death machines from criticism, online or otherwise. Their favorite past-time is ignoring fatality statistics and saying chihuahuas are more of a threat.

When Pitmommies are exposed to too much empirical data that shows that pitbulls are way more likely to kill or seriously maim than other breeds, they often resort to the online equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" aka spamposting 'cute' images of pitbulls in shower caps or with flower crowns.

Pitmommies represent a serious danger to society at large because they encourage clueless dog lovers to take a chance on this violent breed. They love to call pits "mommy dogs" and espouse their so called 'nurturing instinct' for human children. They also constantly fail to properly secure their own "sweetie pibbles" which leads to them getting out of the yard and attacking some passer-by.

The only way for a Pitmommy to become a rational human being again is, sadly, to have them suffer a personal loss because of their precious baby pitty. Unfortunately, some Pitmommies are so far gone that even having their human children killed by their pet is not enough to convince them.

"Did you hear about that fatal mauling? Wanna guess what breed the dog was?"
"I bet I know the breed, but if I name it, dollars to doughnuts I'm gonna have some Pitmommy screeching at me in my DMs."

Pitmommy by t. Alberto Barbossa January 8, 2022

pintmen 

Men who drink an abundance of pints regularly

You'll find true pintmen at the pub every night of the week.

pintmen by Willguy12 October 12, 2016

PIIMM 

Acronym. Stands for "Put It In My Mouth". Can be applied to most everything edible, lickable, and drinkable. Also can be descriptive of a collective group of champagne-popping, bar-hopping girls.

"Wow, this champagne is delicious"... "PIIMM, please!"

"I encountered the most perfect male specimen this weekend. And I PIIMMed him"

"The party has finally started, because team PIIMM has arrived"

PIIMM by E$KRAY September 28, 2009

pitmaster 

One who is skilled and respected for their skill in BBQ food cooking.

Check out Pitmaster Eazy E. He should start his own BBQ business, and name it Eazy-'Que

pitmaster by Eazy-'Que November 6, 2013

piita 

short for "put it in the ass"

dude chad u need 2 piita her quick

piita by pipp October 23, 2005