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n. A person who has a fetish for armpit order and/or hair.
Hayden loved European women because he was such a pittman.
pittman by "K" Dog July 15, 2008
(v) to leave a friendly engagement very early due to the influence of time, patience, or other participants.
Rob was upset that the kids at the park weren't going to share the basketball court, so he pittmanned out of there and went home in tears.
pittman by brad the great July 21, 2008

Pittman surprise 

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
Pittman surprise by Heat seeker September 6, 2021

harrison pittman 

Very good looking man, has a 8 pack, can bench 480, GPA is 5, plays table tenis D4
Oh ya harrison pittman, did I ask.

The Pittman Maneuver 

The art of , during a threesum keeping the men's nuggets from touching during the act . Performed by either the woman or other .
Man , we just had a threesum and our nuggets never slapped . She performed the best The Pittman Maneuver ever !

Zach Pittman 

ill suck your dick for a vape i'm a Zach Pittman nice dick and very white cum.
Zach Pittman by big boy dick 31 November 3, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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