phesant
a bird
a phesant is a bird
Words you can keep
Phesant Fucker
Dave - You been fucking phesants again ?
Clive - Yeah, i just cant help it !!!
Dave - You're such a phesant fucker, you need help man !!!
Clive - Yeah, i just cant help it !!!
Dave - You're such a phesant fucker, you need help man !!!
Phesant Fucker by jh1983 September 23, 2009
Related Words
phesant • Phesant Fucker • pheasant • pheasant plucker • Pesant • peesant • pesanta • Pesantful • pesanth • Pheasant-and-Keaned
pheasant heart
When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?
Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
pheasant heart by epetes December 13, 2015
Pheasant
A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack
Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"
Pheasant by Vanderpumped August 15, 2019
crotch pheasants
crotch pheasants by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009
wank pheasant
wank pheasant by E211 June 23, 2016
pheasant egg
When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"
Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.
Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.
pheasant egg by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026