After the New Years Phish run, I woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of PPTSD - when would I see my band again? When would I reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? When would my face yet again be melted by a Type II Stash or an elaborate, phallic NYE stunt?

PPTSD by Boof-Master January 4, 2011

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PGPTSD • PPTSD • PMPTSD • PPPTSD • PvPtsd

PPTSD

PPTSD

Acronym for Post Pico Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD that comes after watching boku no Pico

Guy A: *shuddering and shaking*

Guy B: Tf is wrong with him
Guy C: He has PPTSD

PPTSD by Nobody1995 October 24, 2017

PPTSD

PPTSD is an acronym for Pinkie Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur when someone's pinkie finger has experienced extreme suffering and pain caused by an abuser. PPTSD symptoms include violent shaking of the finger, spontaneous spasms, turning neon green, extreme swearing, and sometimes death. It will usally get triggered when the abuser comes in close proximity to the pinkie finger.

Guy 1: Hey is your pinkie ok? It's bright green dude?
Guy 2: Oh well you see that girl over there?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Well, I have PPTSD because that girl stapled my pinkie to a chair
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that sucks

PPTSD by haandi425 January 23, 2019

PvPtsd

In video games, something becomes so powerful/overused you know the sound and instantly start to panic or get annoyed.

That fucking loser is using a erentil.. its giving me Pvptsd

PvPtsd by TTV-PvPtsd February 17, 2020

PMPTSD

Pre-Menstral Partner Traumatic Stress Disorder

The felling of ominous doom and woe from being the only one thats aware of your partners impending premenstrualness

Why is Gary so down today?

Oh he just realized he has PMPTSD, and the gnawing soul crushing fear isn't just his imagination.....

poor bastard

PMPTSD by omatranter September 25, 2013

PPPTSD

PowerPoint Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. For when you get stuck in a rut doing nothing but PowerPoint presentations and it brings on nightmares about slide decks and its content. That's PPPTSD.

"Hey, have you done the slides for the Quarterly Business Review tomorrow?"
"I can't look at another slide. I've been dreaming about which animations to use"
"Oh... Well, The Boss wants to run through it now.."
"Arghhhhhhh! This is giving me PPPTSD!"

PPPTSD by cakefaced February 12, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026