PMPTSD

Pre-Menstral Partner Traumatic Stress Disorder

The felling of ominous doom and woe from being the only one thats aware of your partners impending premenstrualness

Why is Gary so down today?

Oh he just realized he has PMPTSD, and the gnawing soul crushing fear isn't just his imagination.....

poor bastard

by omatranter September 25, 2013

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PMSTSD

The cumulative longterm effect of prolonged menstrual syndrome stress on a caring boyfriend or husband.

Due to his PMSTSD, Colin walks on eggshells around Miley whenever she approaches her period.

by inchelium January 12, 2014

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After the New Years Phish run, I woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of PPTSD - when would I see my band again? When would I reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? When would my face yet again be melted by a Type II Stash or an elaborate, phallic NYE stunt?

by Boof-Master January 4, 2011

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PPTSD

Acronym for Post Pico Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD that comes after watching boku no Pico

Guy A: *shuddering and shaking*

Guy B: Tf is wrong with him
Guy C: He has PPTSD

by Nobody1995 October 24, 2017

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PPTSD is an acronym for Pinkie Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur when someone's pinkie finger has experienced extreme suffering and pain caused by an abuser. PPTSD symptoms include violent shaking of the finger, spontaneous spasms, turning neon green, extreme swearing, and sometimes death. It will usally get triggered when the abuser comes in close proximity to the pinkie finger.

Guy 1: Hey is your pinkie ok? It's bright green dude?
Guy 2: Oh well you see that girl over there?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Well, I have PPTSD because that girl stapled my pinkie to a chair
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that sucks

by haandi425 January 23, 2019

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