PEROMANIA 

Opposite of Pyromania. Peromania is having the obsession to start Cool everywhere you go.

Dude! It's Saturday..time for some Peromania.

PEROMANIA by GeneseeDepot August 5, 2010

Portmania

The description of obsession over Natalie Portman.

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."

Portmania by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005

Permanary 

1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.

2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.

a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.

b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.

Permanary by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010

Peptomaniac 

When you're obsessed with Pepto-Bismol. When you just fuckin love Pepto-Bismol, and you just cant stop drinking it.

Person 1 "You ever just wanna slather yourself with Pepto-Bismol?"
Person 2 "What.The. Actual.Fuck. is wrong with you?"
Person 1 "I feel like it would just feel so good"
Person 2 "What do you do after? walk around the streets looking like an aborted Teletubby"?
Person 1 "I would just fuckin' .........ya know"
Person 2 "you're a fucking Peptomaniac"

Peptomaniac by Ryanblox March 25, 2021

Persianian

(pronounced PERJZH - AYN - EE - EN)

A compromise between the words "Persian" and "Iraynian."

Adjective used to describe people living in the US or Europe whose parents or ancestors hail from Iran and who speak Farsi (the Persianian language).

The term was coined in order to bring unity between different schools of thought in the Persianian community on how to identify themselves.

White co-worker/classmate John: "Dude Mehrdad where are you from?"

Mehrdad: "I was born in Laguna Niguel, California but I am Persian."

John: "Like in the movie 300? But Persia doesn't exist anymore!"

Mehrdad: "My parents are from Iran. People from Iran are Persian."

John: "If you're from Iran wouldn't that make you Iranian?"

Mehrdad: "No I am Persian."

Sohrab: "You are both wrong. Mehrdad is Persianian."

John: "Ohhh. Now it all makes sense."

Mehrdad: "Okay if you guys don't mind I have to go study for my Loyola Law School finals now."

Persianian by RAB1985 August 7, 2012

Pyromaniac 

A pyromaniac is someone who loves fire or fires,just as someone else might like football.They like to burn things.

We're all pyros,we love to burn...

Pyromaniac by Where are all the monkeys October 21, 2004

pyromania 

The obsession with fire, marked by five things.

1] The inexplicable obsession with fire, burning and any flamable objects.

2] The irresistable urge to watch fire or to lite one.

3] The disregard of other's lives, possessions and feelings when they conflict with the starting of a fire.

4] Feelings of lust are displayed when watching, liting or simply being around fire.

5] The reasons for starting the fire are not for revenge, property damage, the desire to start anew, light or entertainment - but an indescribable feeling that comes from simply watching flames - one that the pyromaniac cannot control.

Pyromania, what is slowly taking over the world with the beginning of pyromaniacs.

pyromania by Lain872 June 21, 2004