pyros 

Abbreviation for "pyromaniacs". People who are fascinated and intrigued by fire and burning. A pyro may spend a great deal of time experimenting with and playing with fire.

Don't give her your lighter, man, she's a pyro.

pyros by Telle January 18, 2004

pyros 

Young, anti-social individuals who like to play with no one and nothing but fire and firearms.

Oklahoma Bombmer Timothy McVeigh.
All lead characters in cult classic Romper Stomper (staring Russell Crowe).

pyros by Ted March 19, 2003

Porno for Pyros 

A rock band started in the 90s by the most awesome Perry Farrell after Jane's Addiction fell apart. 2 most known songs are "Hard Charger" on the "Private Parts" soundtrack and "Pets", a big hit on MTV. Broke up later and was never formed again.

Lets hear some PFP.
IT WAS PORNO FOR PYROS!

Porno for Pyros by Enzo Ferelli April 11, 2005

Barnyard Pyros 

a gay band

more like backyard analmongers

Barnyard Pyros by beanie loves niggers May 27, 2003

Chronik Pyros 

A small group of musical geniuses who smoke marijuana all day, every day.

CHRONIK PYROS

Chronik Pyros by PYRO! December 10, 2012

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013