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When yarndling, if the perice grinds against the tallen it can produce an unpleasant rasping noise. Not to be confused with the peruce, which can produce a similar noise.
Did you know your tarifold is missing its perice lozenge?
perice by Cod Michael June 23, 2020

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual 25/8 

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,
Your love for me is perpetual 25/8
Perpetual 25/8 by RopeSloper June 16, 2018

perpetual victim 

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.
We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.
perpetual victim by Barbarella February 4, 2008

perpendicular princess 

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.
Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

Perpendiculate 

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.
My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.
Perpendiculate by Nick S December 5, 2004