Pains

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(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

Pains by Dylan January 10, 2005

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Your pains is someone who you date, talk to, have a crush on, or mess with. Pains can be the equivalent of a significant other when used in a sentence.

See that guy over there? I want him to be my pains.

Oh my God, dont look it's my old pains.

Oh look girl, there goes your pains.

pains by soph04 April 23, 2022

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PAINSNAIL • Painsexual • painstick • PainSaw • Painsley • painslut • painsochist • painsomnia • ...painstranzniki • painsale

Pains

A person who loves to glaze a person called "PlxlPug". This is often called being a sheep, but in this term we call someone a "Pains". Pains often likes to follow around PlxlPug and usually doesn't make his own decisions. He also doesn't know the defintion of meatride.

Barry: "Why is this guy glazing me."
Everyone: "No way this guy is acting like Pains!"

Pains by LDPSP September 6, 2023

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

mac pains

Let me tell you something about Mac Pains, it is when you're having trouble operating a Mac computer.

This computer is giving me mac pains.

mac pains by Spidey1 April 13, 2014

Knee Growing Pains

The physical pain that occurs when white girls spend too much time on their knees or with their knees pressed behind their elbows.

Damn baby girl, you always leanin' when you try to get up and walk. I think it's because you got those knee growing pains. I

Knee Growing Pains by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

gas pains

having a bubble of air trapped in your stomach or intestines, with no way out, either end. feels comprable to being disemboweled.

As soon as i stopped drinking milk, I stopped having gas pains and i lost ten pounds. I feel so good!

gas pains by vitaminanime December 12, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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