P.B.F.M 

Perfect Boyfriend Material

Jeremy is P.B.F.M

P.B.F.M by Babygirlawesomeness July 14, 2017

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 10, 2009

p.b.m.f. 

Punk Bitch Motherfucker

I'm getting tired of all these p.b.m.f.'s!

p.b.m.f. by kevjohn July 11, 2007

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

T.P.M.F.B. 

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

T.P.M.F.B. by Pezuss July 24, 2011

F.B.P.M.O 

Acronym for “Flat bitches piss me off”.

Hey bro, I don’t get twig bitches wear leggings, F.B.P.M.O!

F.B.P.M.O by Niggadetailer5 March 21, 2022