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Getting to fuck all holes with a girl. (Pussy, ass, mouth).
Hey I just saw my bro Neil. He got the P.A.M treatment from Stacy last night
P.A.M by smikes90 July 9, 2018
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Piss and moan
Man all ken does is bitch about the job. He will now be known as P.A.M.
P.A.M by Knckledrgger April 16, 2017
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cheating, being short, way to big of an ego, mentally unstable, never taking full responsibility for you're own action (Pulling A Matthew)
idiot 1: just pulled a P.A.M last night, dont worry she won't find out.

idiot 2: damn dude another one

idiot 1: sorry, gotta get ready for the other one, I think its our 4 month anniversary.
P.A.M by pomegranate osmanthus August 26, 2022
Pissed as a Motherfucker. what happens when your best friend grinds on the guy you've liked for over 2 years at winter formal then lies about it.
I was P.A.M. when she was grinding on him at winter formal
P.A.M. by pissedasamotherfukah January 24, 2011
Person Against Me. A person who is counterproductive to your efforts to achieve your goals.
I was just trying to get the number, and she wouldn't give it to me. She was being such a P.A.M.
P.A.M. by Jane Jones February 13, 2007
a female friend who has a kid thinks she's a milf, but me and my buddy thinks that she is just a p.a.m..
P.A.M. by homesliceski October 2, 2010
Fuck Becky, Fuck Teddy, I want P.A.M.
P.A.M. by :)uoykchuf November 15, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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