a female friend who has a kid thinks she's a milf, but me and my buddy thinks that she is just a p.a.m..
by homesliceski October 01, 2010
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Person Against Me. A person who is counterproductive to your efforts to achieve your goals.
I was just trying to get the number, and she wouldn't give it to me. She was being such a P.A.M.
by Jane Jones February 12, 2007
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Pissed as a Motherfucker. what happens when your best friend grinds on the guy you've liked for over 2 years at winter formal then lies about it.
I was P.A.M. when she was grinding on him at winter formal
by pissedasamotherfukah January 23, 2011
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Acronym for Pussy, Asshole, and Mouth. Advanced level freakdom, reserves for Veterans .not for Beginners. Also known as the actions of a 3 -way freak in which a female makes all three of her orifices accessible for sexual activity. Can also be known as No HOLES Barred. The P.A.M. treatment is many times held for "special occasions" I.E. birthdays, anniversaries, tuesday.
Ex. Baby quit trippin and give me some of that P.A.M.
by Peiump C January 25, 2020
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1.{noun} An acronym said to be Officially Coined in Mendocino County, California,sometime in September,1987. The initials stand for Peace And Marijuana.

While P.A.M. has most certainly been embraced far and wide in the 26 years since it's creation,rippling well beyond the small white house on an unassuming street that served as it's `Ground Zero' and spreading thousands of miles in every direction as a concept, it has yet to be officially adopted as the name of an alternative,Non-Fucked Uppolitical party or a branch of Pagan,Hedonistic,Non-Shame Based religion.

Opinions on whether this is a good or bad thing are mixed and fraught with complexity.
2.{noun} Any individual or community that embodies the following values:It is perfectly fine to get high & hang out on the grass making daisy chains,eating yummy food,and thinking and conversing about interesting topics.Cruelty is SteeYooPid,Guilt is SteeYooPid,Uptight,Judgemental Assholes are SteeYooPid. Clearly the aforementioned behavior is not practical ALL the time,but there is nothing wrong with it AT ALL.
1. "I'm trying to get my brother to drop the bullshit and start thinking more `P.A.M.'...he's a born again christian and a republican & he just had his third heart attack.He's only 32."

2. We camped near this little town on the coast that was SO great.Everyone we met there was P.A.M., even the cops.'
by SyDaisyAlyosha September 08, 2013
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Abbreviation for "Pull a Miley" (as in Miley Cyrus). Commonly used towards teenage girls who go from good to bad. Or for people who try Salvia for the first time and let their friends post it all over the internets.
Guy1: Man... I need to get my hands on some salvia!
Guy2: DON'T P.A.M.!
by kehbg325 December 21, 2010
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