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P. A. M...

P. A. M...means an acronym for bad karm resulting from cheating on your wife and getting divorced to wake up one day and realize your barfly, skank hoe (now your third wife who is on her fifth + husband) is a bigger bitch (with more bullshit) than your ex wife. And that said whore-turned-wife is a money-grubbiing narcissistic sociopath who barks out orders while glued to her cell phone.. And that you agreed to a dissolution giving your ex virtually everything with lifetime alimoney for a Tinder-fished, hillbilly P. A. M... That's karma.
"Karma has a name, P. A. M... , " said an ex-husband realizing he fucked himself sIx-ways-to Sunday ditching his family to marry hoe, retread, bottom-feeder P. A. M...

P. A. M... is defined as another name for retribution caused by bad choices that hurt others.
P. A. M... by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.
Paid In My Absence. P.I.M.A happens to people who are bosses. Even in their absence from work he or she still gets paid.
I still got P.I.M.A even though I wasn’t at work.
P.I.M.A by Goat4576 March 17, 2020

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.
"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "
M.A.P. by yeeterino January 2, 2019
The short version of saying positive mental attitude
Dom: Shit, we got that bad guy on our team again!
Michael: Dude stop being such a little bitch, hit em up with that P.M.A
P.M.A by qtpie fanboi June 11, 2016
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